Category: Animal House
The maginificent Cairngorm mountain range in the north of Scotland harbours several dangerous legends. One of these is the Famh pronounced Fahv.. It is a large carnivorous creature thought to be a species of mole, or a cross between a dog and aforesaid creature, with a head twice the size of its body, about the size of a labrador,with a very impressive set of teeth. hatever it is, the Fahv is not to be bothered. This however is not as easy as it sounds, because once the tourists hear about him, they are in the habit of deliberately venturing onto the hills, to find the feckin thing. If 1 of these hapless snappers should spot the fahv, they will not recall seeing it, as they will be dead! Every person who spots the mole with the naked eye, drops dead on the spot...My mate Garry spotted something large and aggresive through binoculars from 2 miles away, and passed out for 3 hours, fortunately it was a warm day and he was suitably dressed.